Wow, I actually send hate to some.
I'm flirty and I'm slutty yo.
Hater be my motivator INFAMY
Hi, my name is River! And i'm an 19-year-old, Pansexual, otaku, caveman bloodmouth, fun and fabulous ,flirty vaporwaved anti-death yet pro-bone seapunk mermaid jiangshi (half blood pirate) widowed neo-pinup girl, asperger adhd ptsd with ＤＥＡＴＨ anxiety and a heat issue that happens to be a realist
liberal ESTP ♋ & ♌ chinese pig submissive princess puppy with slight semper gaming tendecies that wants to make out, actually reads the articles of pornographic magazines, scientifically literate without reading and
i like to eat supplies that make my body function, my blood is O Type, I'm 5.4 feet in height and i'm basically a walking
scandal! You may know me for my internet alias, masterfox3000. I made 5 memes but I am very memephobic. semi-nsfw blog. I don't know which blogging style to tackle on honestly. I am not satire and I love all my friends! /obligatory description
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8OO Likes for John Cena?
Prefered Pronouns: Dudett
Me favorite animals are: foxes, dolphins, goats, donkeys, humans, dogs, geckos, frogs, sloths and the Common Potoo. Canines and amphibians are generally my favorite species.
I'm more of a big/medium dog person when it comes to pets. Great for hunting.
I hope I don't make animal lovers mad, I used to be vegan myself at one point but anyways me favorite meats are Pig Ribs, Pig Thighs, Pig Lines, Pig Intestines and Pig Christmas. The tasty bird chicken is a favorite for me yet like pig if not specific is tasteless and no good, I love fried chicken, I once tasted one with garlic... Very nice. Plain chicken only ala oranges... I love chicken legs, they're my favorite and Chicken fetuses are cool for me if scrambled. Regular cow steaks are very nice for me and I only eat fish, general sea creatures if they are served ala Milanesa!! I prefer most of my meat well done and maybe medium.
Me favorite sweets (and food in general) are usually milk based products such as chocolate, cheesecake and... Milk itself! Breakfast is my favorite time of the day due to amazing things such as pancakes... And toast, and cakes too, many things like pie!! Many other food made with dough is my favorite.. Speaking of!!
Most of me favorite things are done with dough, such as delicious Bread, Croissants, Pasta and dough is usually best when mixed with other forms of food like apple pie has pie, pasta has spicy tomato sauce and toast has butter!
And now for the best!! Me favorite fruit and vegetables (considering we haven’t been vegan until this point). First of all me favorite fruit of all time is the Orange, also being my favorite color. I am insanely in love with oranges but I love other citrus fruits aswell such as tangerines. Bananas are cool and apples are okay but a fruit I love a lot is the pineapple, my theory is that it has spikes to defend itself from ME. All of these fruits are excellent when liquefied, oranges and apples creating the best common juices I’m addicted to and bananas that can make smoothies!! Pineapple juice isn’t that good though for me. And now… Vegetables, which are super important!! One of me favorite foods way back was the lettuce. Which is what it is very simple but I love them. I like carrots when they are made with brown sugar or else they taste like nothing or are too hard to bite, bonus points if they are tiny like peas!! I love those green balls!! But me favorite vegetabe of all (and I’m not even sure if it’s part of the family) is potato! I adore mostly all forms of potato except Potato Salad which has a huge amount of mayo and oil in it that drowns the potato taste. Gross!
Me favorite dishes are normally a combination of what has been said upwards before. But in general I think I love spicy foods the most. One to give an example would be tacos with extra spicy ground meat and cheese, or White bean soup with potatoes, cabbages and sausages (Variant of Feijuada, better because has more stuff making it more healthy and giving me less gas). Something other with sausages I enjoy is pasta with spicy tomato sauce. For breakfast I would love bacon and eggs with pancakes (A slide of toast with butter would go well too!) which is typically the American dream!! All spicy food should be accompanied with a cup of orange juice while sweets will always be drinked with milk by me.
Fictional characters I relate!
Music I relate to!
Me kind of like LIVE IN BRAZIL nowadays and me speak both english and portuguese fluently like a pro ( flex ) DON'T TAKE THIS GRANTED FOR MY PERSONALITY I DON'T LIKE LIVING HERE.
This blogger is a gamer! I will battle until I level up! If I get hit I’ll need a mushroom, my text posts are made at the speed of a blue hedgehog and as powerful as a blue robot. Do not expect me to be kind in relation to gaming culture, it sucks! Shitty video games are the fertilizer that make me bloom into a rose.
You will find yourself faced on your screen with a variation of words and texts given at any opportunity. I am only respectable of dumb people if they are willing to learn and read.
This blog is part of the WEIRD PART OF THE INTERNET. Please leave your pizza at the mailbox as a sign of greet!! Many people who follow me come from many places and cultures and ended up following me for probably one thing I’ve made once, be sure to recommend if you want to see more pictures of a kind you prefer so I can make a week on it.
This blogger is a hopeless romantic, I just want to hug and kiss during the moonlight!!!
Don’t be afraid by how much this body can lust, I’ve mostly tagged those posts though for you... Also Unlike other horny people in the world I actually have good taste!
More about my sexuality!!!!!!
No SAD LADS! Out though this blog is very expandable in culture, I am not tolerable for any sad pale boys who have an aneurysm when on the sight of cigarettes being put inside a potato… With a nike logo carved in the potato. And getting a lot of notes.
Me was a famous """"""""""youtube poopper""""""" (a abstract on at fact) AND i support those who think it is the BEST art form??? Because it is and should be learned in colledges or something because id love a phd in being awesome or something. #wet #splash Me YouTube User!!
I'm a lover of soap and such.
Neon Genesis Evagelion, Sailor Moon, Animal Crossing and Earthbound are "Ehhhh" for me. I will not care for them.
Penis, hipster stuff… Like poems… Or RANDOM pictures, AND FOOD. Funny images, and images of really good fashion baby~ Cute animals, cute stuff and cute me!!! Art, lot’s of good ART!!! Penis, stuff from fandoms I’m not even a part of (not anymore I hardly reblog fandoms anymore), I pretty much don’t have a fandom but I am a super fan of Mega Man he is my FAVORITE VIDEO game SERIES!! (I don’t have that much Mega Man pictures though). “Ironic” jokes are here too!!! And youtube poop jokes,,,, LGBT JOKES!!! Fuck religion piccs,,, anime is better than all religion, but i do not like anime that much 2!!! and i make people mad because i prefer DRAGON BALL than EVAGELION..., video games I love video game!!! Surreal stuff is good too!!! Penis and tumblr fads, tumblr famous happenings and tumblr inside jokes.. “Follow to see more of the funny”. I have nice taste in music too and I know quite a lot of it!!! I am very open minded in terms of art and I accept every form of media (yes even banana) (as long as its good) (that means no shit) (really) (thank)
The Tags! My Wishlist (not that kind) reaction images